Last night in a quest to keep his girlfriend (aka his MacBook) on his lap for as long as he could, Jason decided to view the Granger High Alumni of '97 blog. Mind you, this is not the year that we graduated in, so Jason pretty much knew no one; and no, he does not know anyone we graduated with either. He claims to have gotten on the blog because Beccas story of Crystal Fucking Heward was so inspiring, but he read every post that ever was.
I don't know why the class of '96 doesn't have one of these, because it was so damn amusing that I stayed up until 12 laughing as he read and we made it funny with our fabulous commentary (12 is late for me, I need my 12 hours of beauty rest). Mostly everyone just posts stupid pictures of their kids and writes things like "I have a beautiful family and married the love of my life. We are currently residing in the south end of the valley..." Of course you live on the south side of the valley, that is where all of the bleach blonde, fake tan people go to die, I could tell by your picture that you live in Riverton, drive a duley and complain about gas prices. I want to create a class of '96 one just so that I can say "I have been staring at the same man for 10 years, but I made a commitment, and we have to stay together for the dog."
There was also information before their 10 year reunion about the activities and such. As Jason was reading this to me he mumbeled it quickly and said that the day activities were held at West Valley Park and there would be a "Carry your husband on your back" contest (don't we women do this enough in a marriage), and a "We blow your wife" contest. I was immediately disappointed that we didn't attend our 10 year anniversary with such a contest being held. Unfortunately I simply misunderstood his mumbing of "Wheelbarrow your wife". Too bad!
Anyway, if you are looking for some good online entertainment, I encourage you to check it out.
I am compelled to also mention, that the people that were "those people" in high school, haven't changed a bit!
4 comments:
Damn, I'm glad I don't have blonde hair, a fake tan & a douly! ;)
Dude. Seriously. You nailed it. I'm so in love with you right now.
"My wonderful family and loving husband are my life"
*hurl*
I'm convinced this bull shit is the reason it's always the Mormon guys who get caught looking at porn while at work.
I love you! I'm so glad you have this blog because you see the world the same way I do! However, I am disappointed about the misreading of "blow your wife" contest. Only at Granger. . . home of the drive by rapes.
I have also enjoyed hours of enjoyment reading the class of '97 blog. There is also a class of '98 and even a class of '87 blog. Talk about amusing.....
I heart that Jason is an internet stalker too!
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